May 2013
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do she got the booty?
she don’t
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On my gravestone: “He constantly fell for the wrong women”
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recreationalcannibalism:
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stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god...
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Let the shirt ends flee towards the winter I’ll lay claim upon the navel. And may the lace flee towards the ankles, I’ll stake a flag, on all underneath.
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Kid wearing a Venom shirt screams “I like Black Spiderman cause I’m Black”
Comic book reader inside me dies…